The 13 (14) match card from the Sold-Out Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans. WrestleMania features four title bouts. Here are Greg Holmes, Ryan Denton and Bobby Doherty’s predictions on this years WrestleMania.
WWE Wrestlemania 34 Predictions:
The first-ever WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal Match (WrestleMania Kickoff Match)
Ryan: I’m not even gonna give a winner for this 🤷🏼♂️
Bobby: Sasha because…I dont know I figure its 50/50 between her a Bayley
Ryan: I’ll piggyback of Bob, because I really just eh about it
Bobby: This is when I miss Money in the Bank at Mania. That use to be our catch all
Ryan: I just want a date with Mandy Rose
Ryan: Bro she could hit me and I’d be 100% ok with it
Banks: 2 Rose: 1
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal (WrestleMania Kickoff Match)
B: Adam Cole as a surpise…he’s the collector now
R: Bro that would be so dope
B: I’m going with Elias. He’s in it and he’s the collector today
G: I’ll go with Elias, do you guys wanna walk with Elias!?B: I’ll take Elias too
Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali (WWE Cruiserweight Championship Tournament Finals) (WrestleMania Kickoff Match)
G: I’m just gonna go with Alexander.
R: Yeah I don’t like Ali, so Alexander
B: Alexander- The fucked up the tourny by not bringing people up from NXT to fill this spot
R: So true
G: I didn’t care about this tourney sadly.
B: it was okay but as soon as people like Roddy got taken out. Then it’s like oh its the same 205 guys
R: Yeah they aren’t gonna let a non 205er win
G: They should have though or sign new guys to that show
Alexander: 3
RAW Tag Team Champions Sheamus & Cesaro vs. Braun Strowman and a partner of his choosing
G: I’m gonna go with Strowman.
B: Elias get his second win of the night
R: I hope Strowman, I’m over the bar
G: Hahaha Elias now walks with Strowman. They become the Symphony of Destruction
B/R: Dope name
Strowman/(Elias): 3
SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Usos vs. The New Day vs. The Bludgeon Brothers (Triple Threat Match)
G: Next is the smackdown tag titles. Usos v New Day v Bludgeon Brothers. I’m gonna pick my bearded brethren the Bludgeon Brothers.
B: Me too- as much fun as the Uso/New Day has been can’t see them passing the belts back and forth again. They’ve done everything thats legal these days
G: Yep lol
B: Even though a first blood would be dope..I could see that promo. I’ve taken everything from you now we are out for your blood and your belts
R: Bludgeon Bros
G: That’d be a rad promo
Bludgeon Bros: 3
United States Champion Randy Orton vs. Bobby Roode vs Jinder Mahal vs. Rusev (Fatal 4-Way Match)
G: I want Rusev so that it can be a happy Rusev Daaaaaaaaay!
R: Rusev is so over ice he doesn’t win it’s a shame
G: Vega gets involved then Candice comes out and helps. Then if they are really wanna drive shit home, Gargano comes out and distracts Almas then he turns around into the Black Mass!!
B: Yeah Rusev Day..all day
Rusev Day: 3
Intercontinental Champion The Miz vs. Seth Rollins vs. Finn Bálor
G: I wanna say Miz retains.
R: Balor wins, he needs to win
B: Miz – He’s got a TV show coming out
Miz: 2 Balor: 1
Daniel Bryan & Shane McMahon vs. Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn
G: I think Owens and Zayn will win dirty.
B: I hope we got a turn here someone on Bryan/Shane need to turn on the other to get win for Sami/KO. They’ve been building on that too long
R: Heel turn for sure. Sami and KO for the win
Sami/KO: 3
Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Nia Jax
B: If they don’t give Jax the belt after fat shaming her for month
R: Yeah she’s winning
G: I’m going with Jax as well
Jax: 3
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SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair vs. Asuka
G: Next is the woman’s match I’m excited for. Asuka v Flair. I’m going with my Empress, ASUKAAAAAAA!
B: Asuka forsure. Might steal the show. I just think these two got something to prove
R: NOBODY IS READY FOR ASSSUUUUUKAAAAA
Asuka: 3
John Cena/Undertaker (maybe?)
G: Then we got or we’ll possibly Cena and Taker, do we wanna do a pick for this?
R: Cena wins thugonomics style hahaha
B: Taker..American bad add style *ass
R: I like add style
G: I’m gonna go with Cena
Cena: 2 ADD Taker:1
Kurt Angle & Ronda Rousey vs. Triple H & Stephanie McMahon
G: I pick The Rock But I guess Angle/Rousey for the win. I’m not hyped on this one
B: lol that was like 5 years ago. He’s on his way to china to promote his monkey movie
G: That’s racist. Tony is rubbing off on you or fisting you, whichever
B: Is it racist if I say flying wolf
G: No
B:I know Angle and Ronda will win but I want her to be bad. I don’t need a female Brock ruining the woman’s divison
G: Too late it’s happening in NXT
B: Bayszzeler at least went indy route to learn something..new spelling
G: Hahaha I feel like we are just gonna keep butchering her name
B: I’m so bad at names I never say anything right on any of my shows just to protect myself
Angle/Ronda: 3
WWE Champion AJ Styles vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
R: Shinsuke and this will be legendary
G: I’m gonna with Nakamura and yes it’ll be legendary
B: AJ Styles and I think we’ve hyped it too much and will be a let down. For me it’s that movie that you’ve built up in ur head and it won’t live up to the hype
G: Bobby you’re an asshole, let us have this! Lol
R: Yeah shush bob!
G: Too late it’s happening in NXT
AJ Styles: 2 Nakamura:1
Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns
G: Next is Reigns and Lesnar, you wanna shit on this one too Bobby?
B:
B: Heyman turns on Lesnar backs Roman. I hope they both lose
R: I’m gonna shit on it, I don’t fucking care about it at all
G: I say that Cole comes out as a surprise addition and gets a new belt.
R: I would pay to see that. Cole collects them all beats AJ and Nakamura then beats Roman and Lesnar
G: Heyman turns on Lesnar announces CM Punks return and he becomes champ after giving both a GTS. Hahahaha
B: I’ll just be happy to see the blet back on TV
R: The only thing punk is doing is training to get punched again
B: Rumor is he’s all in
G: Yeah All In for Cubs opening day lol
R: Boom
B: It’s bad that I’m like hurry up and get mania over so we can see what will happen on RAW
Reigns: 3?