Today on the show:

• Michael starts the show by talking about Wells Fargo. The banking company will not give him his own money nor will they allow him to close his account. This leads to a discussion about banks and their schemes.
• Pope Francis visits the United States and U.S. citizens have fallen in love. Brian Williams, the disgraced news anchor, was chosen to cover the Pope’s stay while in the United States. This leads to bit where Michael pretends to be Brian Williams reporting on the Pope’s visit.
• Lady Gaga takes the reins as the lead actress in ‘American Horror Story’.
  Lady Gaga’s recent music video and song is a message about rape and the so-called rape culture. The hosts discuss the horrors of rape but disagree with the modern day smear campaign directed at men and the accusations that all men are rapists.
• Ahmed Mohamed, the student that made a clock that resembles a bomb has managed to garner world wide appeal.
• The 2015 Emmys were depressing; the producers need to start producing an entertaining show.
• Tony reads the Purple Drank recipe from Urban Dictionary.
• Plus news with Kaily.