This week on Rain Man:

• What happened during the RMS summer break.
• Lunatic woman thinks nanobots will infect our body via vaccine.
• Lunatic woman thinks God is upset with us for wearing masks.
• Thomas is not getting a lot of Butthole play during Coronavirus.
• Plus news.

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