The seven-match card features the unexpected return of WWE Hall of Famer Kurt Angle to the ring in the main event. It all goes down live from Minneapolis, Minnesota, on Sunday beginning at 8 p.m. ET on the WWE network. Here are Greg Holmes, Ryan Denton and Bobby Doherty’s predictions on the No Mercy Pay-Per-View.
WWE TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs Predictions:
Kick Off Show- Sasha Banks vs Alica Fox
Greg: Alicia has been more of a figure in the women’s division. This could go either way. But I’m gonna say Alicia based off Raw.
Ryan: Alicia gets smoked, this is a filler match
Bobby: Think Banks has to win but dirty she needs to go heel. Aska coming up need to have more heels to go against her
Cedric Alexander & Rich Swann vs Jack Gallager & Brian Kendrick
G: This will be a spot fest. They are all high flyers minus Gallagher. I’m gonna go with Cedric and Swann for the win. Just cause I like’em hahaha.
R: Yeah spots for dayysssssssss on this one Sswan and Alexander win but expect the dirty moves from the Brian Kendrick and Gentleman Jack.
B: Remember when TLC was a PPV with gimmick matches in it….I wish let 205 guys go nuts with chairs. I’m going with the black guys
R: If you didn’t you’d be racist
G: Wow Bobby
B: I didn’t make the match between two white guys and two black guys
G: Well you didn’t have to point it out. You ass.
Cruiserweight Championsip – Kalisto(c) vs. Enzo Amore
R: Please for the love of god let Kalisto retain
G: I’m gonna say Kalisto. I hate Enzo.
B: Another missed opportunity to put that belt up in a ladder match. Enzo wins with his new crew interfering
G: Enzo isn’t a high flyer. He can’t do ladders. He’s a classic heel, only basic fighting with a mix of dirty tactics and a crew.
Asuka vs Emma
G: As much as I like Emma, I’m going with Asuka cause she seems fucking crazy and I like crazy.
R: The Asukas gonna kill you starts to when the bell rings, and she kills my one true love Emma
B: As much as it would be a shocker seeing Emma be the one to hang the first loss on her with her first match..it’s never gonna happen
R: I will need Gatorade for the electrolytes I lost from ejaculation if she won
G: Ryan just buy the giant bottle they sell at like Target or Frys that way you can chug it as you jizz if Emma wins, therefore, replacing them as you lose them hahahaha.
RAW Woman’s Championship – Alexa Bliss(C) vs Mickie James
G: I think I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Mickie James for this one.
R: Man I’d actually like to see James win, Bliss is such a good heel champion though. I gotta stay with bliss for that match
B: It’s Bliss, need to keep the strap on the heel so Asuka can take it
‘The Demon’ Finn Balor vs AJ Styles
G: Ok so next is a showdown between two former NJPW champions and Bullet Club leaders. I don’t know who I want to see win more.
R: Fuck man, this match is gonna blow the roof off the place.
G: It can easily be the match of the night.
R: I won’t say who wins because either way I’m gonna be happy. I just wanna see them too sweet after the match.
B: If Balor is moving on to Brock for Rumble its gotta be Finn
G: I’m gonna pick Balor based on age and the fact he wants the belt back.
R: Do I have to choose? lol
G: You don’t have to. Cause not choosing just makes the result for you too sweet! See what I did there?
R: Well played
Tables Ladders and Chairs Match – The Miz, The Bar, Kane and Braun Strowman vs Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Kurt Angle
G: To be honest I don’t know how this will go. Reigns being out of the match removes the reason for it in the first place. Unless they make Angle a part of the Shield.
R: Yeah I see good guys win bad guys lose in this one
G: I’m gonna say that Ambrose and them squeak out a win for this one. Then they have a rematch when Reigns is back or at least to keep the reunion going cause it’s nice to see stables again.
B: Yeah this match is so weird. Esp with Roman out because he’s was the glue of it all. The return of Kane for revenge for Taker. Taker Kane vs Sheild at Survivor Series
G: Yeah, I think all of them getting sick really fucked the matches cause the build up was great and it was awesome to see them back. That’s a dream match right there or at least based on passes events.
B: I’m not sure what we get now…I wouldn’t mind Braun beating everyone up
R: Yeah the whole story is weird as shit now.
B: I’m going with a go home happy the Sheild wins
G: Be funny if Braun says fuck it and just leaves the Miz high and dry hahaha.
R: Can we have Braun just destroy everyone and we all just laugh?
G: I will say this has been the weirdest prediction chat since we started doing these.
B: It’s because this was the worse PPV card we’ve had and all the last second changes
G: As always here is our last moment of Emma until next time.
