Today on the show:

• Incompetent program directors and the terrible radio stations they work for.
• Makes says their old radio station owes us money.
• Mike talks about having to buzz his legs but Andrew interrupts and takes the show down a 20 minute vortex.
• Mike tells Andrew to open up a gay dating profile before the next show.
• Oprah says she has lost 26 pounds but Tony quickly reminds us that she’s been trying to lose weight for over 30 years.
• Oprah should have been held accountable for all the rape victims at her school in Africa.
• Plus news with Andrew.