Today on the show: Fourth of July idiots that kill themselves. News broadcaster Yanet Garcia takes the world by storm. Michael says that his gym suddenly was swarmed with hot black chicks. Donald Trump is an abrasive egotistical man, but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have some solid points. Bernie Sanders is a Democrat with common sense but Hillary is an immovable challenger. Jared Fogle loses his Subway contract due to an FBI investigation pertaining to child pornography.