Today on the show:

• Michael talks about everyone getting sick in the studio and how it’s comparable to STDs.
• What type of people want to hurt kids by putting needles in kids Halloween candy? Michael says if someone tried to poison his kid, he’d go on a rampage and just kill everyone that gave his child candy.
• Audio tapes of Jared Fogle trying to make plans to have sex with kids. Shame on the world for not knowing that Jared Fogle was a pedophile.
• Best Halloween costumes of the 2015! The winner is the Pill Cosby costume.
• Nicki Minaj says our generation is desensitized because of the Pill Cosby costume.
• We compare Obama’s “comedy” speech about the GOP not being able to handler hard questions to that of a comedians stand-up performance.
• Michael says that the presidential candidates should be asked hard questions.
• Plus Kaily with the news!