This week on Rain Man:

• This the season to be jolly — Mike starts the show by complaining about all the Christmas lights in his neighborhood.
• Mike says that they’re doing it all wrong because Mariah Carey Gets $5 Million Dollar Settlement From Ex-Billionaire Fiance For Wasting Her Time.
• Mike says he was “wanded” vigorously during the Star Wars screening.
• Andrew insults the Rain Man Digital listeners.
• August Ames the adult movie star committed suicide and the Rain Man Show performs its very first 21 c*m salute.
• Thomas gets a chance to test his pronunciation skills with a round of “Does Thomas Know”.
• Plus Andrew brings in Christmas gifts for everyone.