This week on Rain Man:

• Mike wants Wendy’s right now.
• Thomas is a very angry person and hates everything.
• More and more attractive teachers are having relations with students.
• Schoolteacher fired for shooting a porno in her classroom.
• Mike announces that the network will add four new shows to the RMD podcast lineup.
• Mike pokes fun of a Marvel podcast for being completely terrible.
• Pat Robertson is angry about drag queens.