This week on Rain Man:

• Mike talks about having all the hosts on the network compete to see who can spread their legs the widest.
• Mike wants to whore-out the hosts to help boost RMD’s Patreon pledges.
• Thomas Cowley admits that he has anger issues toward his mom.
• Mike says porn has become way too unrealistic.
• Thomas only knows music from videogames.
• Plus news with Bobby.