In this episode of Critique Revolve, the hosts bring back the “Play It Or Slay It” template to determine whether or not the 1990 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles holds up.

Three Thousand Years of Longing is a 2022 fantasy film directed and co-written by George Miller. It is an adaptation of the short story “The Djinn in the Nightingale’s Eye” by A. S. Byatt. The film stars Idris Elba and Tilda Swinton. Host(s) Michael Flores, Thomas Cowley.

In this episode: Mike, Ryan, Dave and Thomas review Prey. RATING SCORE SYSTEM: 1 – 40% = Get Fisted (Thumbs Down) 41 – 70% = It’s a Movie (Thumb sideways like in Gladiator) 70 – 90% = Hell Yeah! (Thumbs Up) 90 – 100% = Kicks Ass (Horns)

In this episode: Bobby and Ryan review Jurassic World: Dominion. RATING SCORE SYSTEM: 1 – 40% = Get Fisted (Thumbs Down) 41 – 70% = It’s a Movie (Thumb sideways like in Gladiator) 70 – 90% = Hell Yeah! (Thumbs Up) 90 – 100% = Kicks Ass (Horns)

In this episode: Bobby and Ryan review The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. RATING SCORE SYSTEM: 1 – 40% = Get Fisted (Thumbs Down) 41 – 70% = It’s a Movie (Thumb sideways like in Gladiator) 70 – 90% = Hell Yeah! (Thumbs Up) 90 – 100% = Kicks Ass (Horns)

In this episode: Mike and Thomas review The Northman. RATING SCORE SYSTEM: 1 – 40% = Get Fisted (Thumbs Down) 41 – 70% = It’s a Movie (Thumb sideways like in Gladiator) 70 – 90% = Hell Yeah! (Thumbs Up) 90 – 100% = Kicks Ass (Horns)

In this episode: Mike and David review All the Old Knives. RATING SCORE SYSTEM: 1 – 40% = Get Fisted (Thumbs Down) 41 – 70% = It’s a Movie (Thumb sideways like in Gladiator) 70 – 90% = Hell Yeah! (Thumbs Up) 90 – 100% = Kicks Ass (Horns)

In this episode: Thomas and Mike review Michael Bay’s latest action-thriller Ambulance. RATING SCORE SYSTEM: 1 – 40% = Get Fisted (Thumbs Down) 41 – 70% = It’s a Movie (Thumb sideways like in Gladiator) 70 – 90% = Hell Yeah! (Thumbs Up) 90 – 100% = Kicks Ass (Horns)

In this episode: Greg and Kasey review The Suicide Squad. RATING SCORE SYSTEM: 1 – 40% = Get Fisted (Thumbs Down) 41 – 70% = It’s a Movie (Thumb sideways like in Gladiator) 70 – 90% = Hell Yeah! (Thumbs Up) 90 – 100% = Kicks Ass (Horns)

In this episode: Greg and Kasey review The Suicide Squad. RATING SCORE SYSTEM: 1 – 40% = Get Fisted (Thumbs Down) 41 – 70% = It’s a Movie (Thumb sideways like in Gladiator) 70 – 90% = Hell Yeah! (Thumbs Up) 90 – 100% = Kicks Ass (Horns)