Critique Revolve

PIOSI Retro: Cyborg (1989)

In this episode of Critique Revolve, the hosts use the “Play It Or Slay It” template to determine whether or not the 1989 film Cyborg starring Jean-Claude Van Damme still holds up (or if it ever did).

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PIOSI Retro: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

In this episode of Critique Revolve, the hosts bring back the “Play It Or Slay It” template to determine whether or not the 1990 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles holds up.

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Critique Revolve: ‘Three Thousand Years of Longing’ [Review]

George Miller’s Three Thousand Years of Long is an eclectic foray into the fantastical where meaning and intent get muddled within the abstract Welcome to Critique Revolve! In this episode, the hosts review and discuss Three Thousand Years of Longing  Synopsis: A lonely scholar, on a trip to Istanbul, discovers a Djinn who offers her three wishes…

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Three Thousand Years of Longing [Review]

Three Thousand Years of Longing is a 2022 fantasy film directed and co-written by George Miller. It is an adaptation of the short story “The Djinn in the Nightingale’s Eye” by A. S. Byatt. The film stars Idris Elba and Tilda Swinton. Host(s) Michael Flores, Thomas Cowley.

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Critique Revolve: ‘Prey’ [Review]

Director Dan Trachtenberg breathes new life into the Predator franchise Welcome to Critique Revolve! In this episode, the hosts review and discuss Prey Synopsis: The origin story of the Predator in the world of the Comanche Nation 300 years ago. Naru, a skilled female warrior, fights to protect her tribe against one of the first highly-evolved…

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Prey [Review]

In this episode: Mike, Ryan, Dave and Thomas review Prey. RATING SCORE SYSTEM: 1 – 40% = Get Fisted (Thumbs Down) 41 – 70% = It’s a Movie (Thumb sideways like in Gladiator) 70 – 90% = Hell Yeah! (Thumbs Up) 90 – 100% = Kicks Ass (Horns)

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Critique Revolve: ‘Jurassic World: Dominion’ [Review]

Jurassic World: Dominion is an unbalanced conclusion to the Jurassic Park series Welcome to Critique Revolve! In this episode, the hosts review and discuss Jurassic World: Dominion Synopsis: Four years after the destruction of Isla Nublar, dinosaurs now live and hunt alongside humans all over the world. This fragile balance will reshape the future and determine,…

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Jurassic World: Dominion [Review]

In this episode: Bobby and Ryan review Jurassic World: Dominion. RATING SCORE SYSTEM: 1 – 40% = Get Fisted (Thumbs Down) 41 – 70% = It’s a Movie (Thumb sideways like in Gladiator) 70 – 90% = Hell Yeah! (Thumbs Up) 90 – 100% = Kicks Ass (Horns)

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Critique Revolve: ‘The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent ‘ [Review]

Nicolas Cage has massive talent in his self-deprecating foray into parody Welcome to Critique Revolve! In this episode, the hosts review and discuss The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent Synopsis: In this action-packed comedy, Nicolas Cage plays Nick Cage, channeling his iconic characters as he’s caught between a superfan and a CIA agent The Unbearable Weight…

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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent [Review]

In this episode: Bobby and Ryan review The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. RATING SCORE SYSTEM: 1 – 40% = Get Fisted (Thumbs Down) 41 – 70% = It’s a Movie (Thumb sideways like in Gladiator) 70 – 90% = Hell Yeah! (Thumbs Up) 90 – 100% = Kicks Ass (Horns)

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