This week on Rain Man: This the season to be jolly — Mike starts the show by complaining about all the Christmas lights in his neighborhood. Mike says that they’re doing it all wrong because Mariah Carey Gets $5 Million Dollar Settlement From Ex-Billionaire Fiance For Wasting Her Time. Mike says he was “wanded” vigorously…
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This week on Rain Man: The waxing show was a bust and Andrew is a loose cannon. Mike premieres a new “vortex” song. Mike tells the crew that they need a rich Saudi prince to sponsor an exclusive show. A school teacher is arrested while waiting for her student at a candlelit dinner table. Plus…
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This week on Rain Man: Mike talks about his new Apple juice trade secret The crew discuss all the events that they will be doing before the end of the year New York Subway changes their announcements to be more inclusive Angela Lansbury things women should shoulder some of the blame for the recent sexual…
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This week on Rain Man: Ryan guest hosts this week and things get crazy. Michael announces three shows in a row for the end of the year. Michael talks about the intensity of edible marijuana and how it makes his iPad look like an IMAX. The crew put together their picks for the sexual assault…
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This week on Rain Man: Mike announces that the Rain Man Show has increased their on demand numbers by 600% compared to last year. Moment of silences are very uncomfortable for Mike because he feels like he should say something funny. Mike and Thomas berate news anchors for over-sensationalized segues. There is a new internet…
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This week on Rain Man: Mike goes on his annual Halloween rant — he hates it. Mike talks about his insecurities with his voice. Andrew brings cheese into the studio and it smells like open ass. Sports newscaster reads the directional cues on the teleprompter Al Michaels apologizes for his comment he made during an…
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This week on Rain Man: Mike has put the wine away and is focused on coffee. He doesn’t want to be sloppy broadcaster like Rush Limbaugh. Mike talks about getting cough buttons installed in the studio. Crocodile Dundee taught Mike about drugs. The RMS hosts are glad that Mike started playing Magic: The Gathering. Firefighter…
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This week on Rain Man: Mike pokes fun of Thomas because a new vinyl pop toy. A listener complained about the recent gay antics on the show. Politicians are too quick to politicize the Las Vegas shooting. Crazy Pat Robertson says that the shooting in Las Vegas happened because of the disrespect that so…
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This week on Rain Man: Mike talks about eating too much Chipotle before the show. Mike and Thomas discuss Tony’s angry Facebook rants. The NFL nonsense and “taking a knee” has consumed everyone’s life. Mike discusses the “Make Thomas Bi Petition” and wants ideas. Andrew shares his experience from a recent “pagan” festival. Plus news…
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This week on Rain Man: The network is back from vacation and Mike says that it will be the last vacation until winter break. Andrew says finding woods porn is like a right of passage for a young man. Mike talks about his camping trip and his journey into the woods and how he commandeered…
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